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Nama ku Johari atau lebih akrab di panggil joe, aku seorang yang openminded dan simple. blog ini adalah tempat ku meluahkan isi hati, segala apa sahaja yang terlintas di alam semesta serta minda ku dan ia mengunakan bahasa rojak bercampur english dan saya juga tidak mahir berbahasa inggeris jadi maaf jika ade tersilap. saya berharap jika ada apa-apa opinion boleh comment dibawah, Nice to meet you all.. hope you enjoy reading my blog!

WARNING: blog ini adalah untuk openminded peoples

PERGINYA AKU UNTUK PRATIKUM AKHIR BULAN JULAI NIE!



WEEEEE..... aku dah dapat surat untuk pratikal!!... happy gile aku!, dalam mase yang same aku gementar dan takut gak sebab first time pergi pratikal hehehehe.. tapi aku cuba sedaya upaya, harap korang semua doakan aku buat yang terbaik! dapat jugak pengalaman aku jadi cikgu bahasa inggeris hehehehe! cikgu rockers!!! GOOD MORNING CIKGU JOHARI!!!! huhu (berangan dah)

Note: gambar kat atas tue surat pratikal aku tapi aku terpaksa sensored segala maklumat bagi menjaga privasi aku huhu...

LUAHAN HATIKU (part 2)

kali nie aku nak cerita pasal cinta plak ( cinta lagi, x abis2 cinta) aku malas dah nak cerita soal nie sebab dah banyak kali aku bercinta sampai rase macam malas nak bercinta, entah la.. aku nak minta maaf pada yang pernah aku buat salah especially ex2 gf aku dulu (maafkan joe, joe x sempurna, so joe buat salah dalam perjalanan hidup nie), dan pada PEREMPUAN yg pernah buat salah kat aku plak GO FUCK YOURSELF!!.. hahahahaha! sedap2 guna ayat lucah dalam blog aku nie.. kepada yg sedang bercintan, cintai lah pasangan anda sepenuh hatinya! setia, sesetianya.. aku nak doakan pada sahabat2 ku yang sedap bercouple weiii bahagia lah korang sampai ke akhir hayat nanti dah nak kahwin jemput aku, aku nak bedal nasi minyak banyak2 n siap tapau lagi, pastu telur kahwin bagi byk2 kat aku.. untuk aku plak hehehehehehee!!!!!! (suka sampai ke telinga), aku harap gadis yang sedang mencintai aku sekarang nie (hahahahaha! aku bagi la clue2 skit, x boleh bagi semua sebab private life aku) my baby hunny, i love you so much! thanks sbb hadir dalam hidup b, sayang ayg huhu... adeh! huhu i appreciate and love her more than ever..
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LUAHAN HATI KU (part 1)

Final exam semakin dekat tapi aku masih lagi buntu dalam menentukan hala tuju masa depan hidup aku, bukan itu je, pratikal sebagai guru bahasa inggeris pun semakin hampir, tinggal beberapa hari lagi, aku kadang2 soal gak diri aku nie, boleh ke aku jadi cikgu BI, yelah walaupun cikgu BI n cikgu lelaki sikit sangat sekarang dan masalah melanda pasal sains dan matematik dah x jadi dalam bahasa inggeris kesian "Chetdet" sebab die nak tengok anak bangsa die maju tapi apa kan daya, politik, perkauman dan pendidikan di salah ertikan dan dikaitkan.. tapi bagi aku lah kalau boleh biar setimpal, dwi bahasa, bahasa inggeris pun boleh dan bahasa melayu pun boleh sebab budak2 sekarang ade yang pandai dwi bahasa n ada yang pandai BM je tapi tak mahir BI (nak uat camne, x boleh salahkan budak2 tue sbb diorang sendiri x didedahkan ke arah BI). Aku sebagai student university dapat merasa dan tengok sendiri macamana anak melayu aku sendiri x pandai bahasa inggeris lebih2 lagi exam dan subjek n lecture kesemuaanya dalam bahasa inggeris, so kebanyakan mereka terpinga2 lagi walaupun dah di pengajian tinggi, tapi aku berharap sangat kalau boleh semua nie dapat di ubah dan dapat di selesaikan, i love malaysia! hehehehe!
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Cats Do Control Humans

If you've ever wondered who's in control, you or your cat, a new study points to the obvious. It's your cat.

Household cats exercise this control with a certain type of urgent-sounding, high-pitched meow, according to the findings.

This meow is actually a purr mixed with a high-pitched cry. While people usually think of cat purring as a sign of happiness, some cats make this purr-cry sound when they want to be fed. The study showed that humans find these mixed calls annoying and difficult to ignore.

"The embedding of a cry within a call that we normally associate with contentment is quite a subtle means of eliciting a response," said Karen McComb of the University of Sussex. "Solicitation purring is probably more acceptable to humans than overt meowing, which is likely to get cats ejected from the bedroom."

They know us

Previous research has shown similarities between cat cries and human infant cries.

McComb suggests that the purr-cry may subtly take advantage of humans' sensitivity to cries they associate with nurturing offspring. Also, including the cry within the purr could make the sound "less harmonic and thus more difficult to habituate to," she said.

McComb got the idea for the study from her experience with her own cat, who would consistently wake her up in the mornings with a very insistent purr. After speaking with other cat owners, she learned that some of their cats also made the same type of call. As a scientist who studies vocal communication in mammals, she decided to investigate the manipulative meow.

Tough to test

Setting up the experiments wasn't easy. While the felines used purr-cries around their familiar owners, they were not eager to make the same cries in front of strangers. So McComb and her team trained cat owners to record their pets' cries - capturing the sounds made by cats when they were seeking food and when they were not. In all, the team collected recordings from 10 different cats.

The researchers then played the cries back for 50 human participants, not all of whom owned cats. They found that humans, even if they had never had a cat themselves, judged the purrs recorded while cats were actively seeking food - the purrs with an embedded, high-pitched cry - as more urgent and less pleasant than those made in other contexts.

When the team re-synthesised the recorded purrs to remove the embedded cry, leaving all else unchanged, the human subjects' urgency ratings for those calls decreased significantly.

McComb said she thinks this cry occurs at a low level in cats' normal purring, "but we think that cats learn to dramatically exaggerate it when it proves effective in generating a response from humans." In fact, not all cats use this form of purring at all, she said, noting that it seems to most often develop in cats that have a one-on-one relationship with their owners rather than those living in large households, where their purrs might be overlooked.

Do you ever imagine if the cat can control us like us human control them? we be like a pet in the cage and they will be the one who wear the suits and hear IPOD shuffle hahahaha!

My private Life

People keep asking me if i have a girlfriend or not.. actually i can't answer that question because it's my private life, maybe you should consider yourself lucky because I'm the kind of guy who doesn't even bother about your private life or asking anything about yourself. so please do not ask me stupid question about my love life (this goes out to my classmates in university toO) i have to do this to ensure the problem did not affect my life & my love ones and you soon will know who is my princess.. one day maybe i will post about my love life alright my paparazzi hahaha! so do wait ok! hehehehe!
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Pergi langkawi as a father days gift for my dad

Last two weeks i went to langkawi as gift for my father days celebration, x kisah la walaupun father days dah lepas sebab bagi aku father days bukan untuk certain day tapi hari2 is father days (yang penting aku dah wish kat abah hari tue hee).. ingat senang ke seorang abah nak jaga anak dia yang perangai cam setan nie hehehehe (aku sayang abah aku sebab dia seorang yang penyayang, dan aku amat menghormati dia kerana kesabaranya dia menjaga aku selama nie!, mak aku toksah cita lah pengorbanan beliau dah memang terlalu agung sebab Allah bagi ibu yang sempurna buat ku) dan seterusnya bercite kembali tentang langkawi, memang cukup best bila pergi dengan family sebab boleh bermanja2 dengan mak n abah aku (especially abah aku sbb aku memang anak abah!, anak bongsu la katekan dan aku tak malu mengaku aku anak manja dan berbangga menjadi seorang anak manja cewah! poyo jew), the best thing is spending time with my parent is the best memories in the whole wide universe!! tapi aku paling tak suka bila di paksa naik kereta kebal ke atas puncak (gayat!) tapi mengagahkan diri pergi gak la atas dasar nak pengalaman (sampai takde darah kat kaki siot terlampau gayat sgt) pastu aku jugak berpulang mandi kat pantai yang cantik gila! pasir putih dan air warna biru!! lawa doh! macam kat oversea tapi malaysia lagi hebat lah! cakap banyak tak guna ini aku selitkan gambar2 pergi sana..

nie time kat atas puncak (smarties kan tiang penyokong tue.. inginering terbaik dunia)


time lepak kat atas bot hehehehe!

The 10 Most Confusing Things in Transformer in the revenge of the fallen

it's a question asked by a dude who watch the movie named Matt McDaniel and darn i have the same opinion as him...

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" made over $200 million last week. What it didn't make, however, was one lick of sense.

Now, suspension of disbelief is usually not a problem for me. Tell me that a billionaire could put on a bat suit and swoop around fighting crime and I'll buy it. Or that a different billionaire could build flying armor in his basement. Or that in the future people will beam onto spaceships with their pointy-eared best friend. I'll accept all of it. I'll even take your word for it that a mechanized alien race can come to our planet, scan some cars, and turn themselves into vehicles.

That being said, there were moments in this new "Transformers" movie that were so confusing, so contradictory, or so corny that they completely took me out of the movie. Even days after watching it, some new inconsistency or plot hole would pop into my mind.

I can hear it already: "It's a popcorn movie. It's based on a bunch of toys. It's just supposed to be fun." And yes, all of those things are true. But that doesn't mean I can't ask questions about what in the world was going on. Here are the ten that I most want answered. (WARNING: contains spoilers).

1. In "Transformers," there was this giant battle in the middle of downtown Los Angeles -- excuse me, Mission City -- that was witnessed by thousands of people at the very least. But somehow the government was able to cover up the whole thing, and now the existence of alien robots is just an internet rumor? How did they do it? Pay off everyone who was there and quickly fix millions of dollars in damage? Also, didn't Keller (Jon Voight) go on TV and tell everyone we were being attacked by "a technological civilization far superior to our own"? How did they spin that?

Shia LaBeouf 2. There are two pieces of the Allspark cube left: the military has one under lock and key, and Sam discovers another. The Decepticons steal one and bring Megatron back to life. But when Sam (Shia LaBeouf) wants to bring back Optimus, he has to find the Matrix of Leadership on the other side of the globe. Why not use the other piece? Mikaela (Megan Fox) has it in her backpack the whole time. It brought his kitchen appliances to life, why can't it do the same for Optimus?

3. Speaking of Megatron's rebirth, when the Decepticons venture deep into the ocean to revive him, the Navy crew tracking them reads five contacts. When they get down there, they tear apart one of the robots for parts to rebuild Megatron. Then as they rise to the surface, the same Navy guys say they spot six contacts. The little "Doctor" robot popped out down there, but he's about a third of the size of a person. Would he have shown up on sonar?

Shia LaBeouf 4. That reminds me: even if I were to forgive the Doctor's German accent -- and director Michael Bay is asking me to forgive a lot of ridiculous accents -- why would a robot need glasses? He has little lenses that flip in front of his mechanical eyes. Couldn't he just get his eyes adjusted? You'd think with all the laser guns, someone could perform a Lasik procedure.

5. Apparently, Transformers can look like people now. How? And how is it that even though the robo-girl (Isabel Lucas) is made of metal, she can still straddle Sam without crushing him. And if Bumblebee knows something's wrong with her, why does he spit antifreeze at her instead of telling Sam? Yes, his voicebox is broken, but wasn't it fixed at the end of the last movie?

Megan Fox 6. The Fallen is the last of the Primes, since they all sacrificed themselves to stop him from destroying the sun. But then he says that Optimus is a descendant of the Primes. First, Transformers have kids? And second, how could he descend from them if they were all dead? And if the Fallen could only be destroyed by a Prime, why didn't the originals just gang up on him back in the day? And what makes Optimus so special, anyway? Megatron beat him earlier, but all it takes is a few spare parts from creaky old Jetfire for him to take out the Fallen?

7. Sam, Mikaela, and Simmons (John Turturro) go to the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum in Washington D.C. to find Jetfire. Then they walk out the back onto a wide open field with old planes and mountains in the distance. When did the National Mall start to look so much like to Tucson, AZ (where they really filmed that scene)?

Megan Fox 8. The geography is just as bad when they go to Egypt. The stone city of Petra in Jordan is over 250 miles away, over mountainous terrain, with few paved roads and the Israeli border between them, so how can they drive from one to the other in a couple of hours. And the Pyramids are said to be shooting distance from the Mediterranean, but they are actually well over 80 miles inland. Even if the Navy ship had a secret rail gun, and even if the captain would take an order to fire from a former agent of a government branch that no longer exists (over a walkie-talkie that inexplicably starts working again), how could it hit a moving target from that distance?

9. Sam briefly dies and goes to Robot Heaven. Robot Heaven?!?!

Megan Fox 10. Where does Sam's bandage come from? What about his extra sock? Why does Sam's roommate not contribute anything at all? What was the Fallen doing for those thousands of years Megatron was frozen in ice? How does one satellite receive transmissions from everywhere on the planet? Why does Wheelie hump Mikaela's leg? Why do we have to see John Turturro's thong? Why are robots who join together to become Devastator also seen fighting the Army at the same time? Why does the government want only our military fighting Decepticons when our weapons seem unable to make so much as a dent on any of them? Why did the ancient Egyptians build a pyramid around the sun-destroying machines instead of just breaking it? Why is the Matrix of Leadership bigger in the Fallen's hand than in Sam's? And how do Mikaela's pants stay so clean?

i wish Michael bay could answer all this question but hey the movie still making great money out of it, even though it's just a plain movie and not a bombastic movie like the first movie.. but nevermind i still give a A plus for a fighting scene and new robots, for the next third movie i'm hopping that there will be no big hole and lousy story.. make it great for a change
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LAWAK CIKGU BAHASA INGGERIS

Aku dapat lawak nie dari satu blog yang selalu aku lawati. credit to them sbb siarkan lawak yang gile lawak abis hehehe credit to http://isuharian.blogspot.com/

Ada sorang cikgu pompuan yg mengajar B. Inggeris utk thn 1. Dia bagi assignment kat murid-murid suruh cari 3 perkataan Inggeris dan kemukakan pada hari isnin nanti.

Ada sorang anak murid cikgu itu pun berjalan balik kerumah. Dalam perjalanan balik, dia nampak sepasang suami isteri keluar dari kereta dan sedang menjerit pada satu sama lain. Dia terdengar lelaki tu menyergah "Shut up you !!". Sampai rumah dia tanya bapa dia, "'shut up you' tu bahasa Inggeris ke?" Bapa dia kata, iye. Dapat dah satu perkataan, ingat budak tu.

Lepas mandi dan makan, dia tengok tv cerita Superman. Masa Superman nak terbang dia kata "Superman !!!" dia tanya bapa dia lagi, "'superman' tu bahasa inggeris jugak ke" dan bapa dia kata "yes". Dua perkataan dah, kata budak tu. Lepas tengok tv, dia ke perpustakaan. Dia nampak ada sorang lelaki dan sorang pompuan sedang bertengkar berebut buku. Pompuan itu kata "Ladies first".

Balik rumah dia tanya lagi dan bapa dia kata itupun bahasa inggeris. Ah, leganya kata budak itu.

"aku dah dapat carik ke semua perkataan B.I tu!!
Hari Isnin dia ke sekolah, cikgu tanya dia tentang perkataan baru.
Cikgu: "OK boy, did you get the words?"
Budak: "Yes, teacher".
Cikgu: "Good, what is your first word?"
Budak "Shut up you!!"
Cikgu: "What did you say? Are you mad? Who do you think you are?
Budak: " Superman !!!"
Cikgu: "Bloody fool! Get out from this class!"
Budak: "Ladies First!!"
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